"Mark Twain Once Said ...": Well-Known Quotations by American Writer Mark Twain
Mark Twain is one of the most famous American authors. Mark Twain was the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Mark Twain was born in November 1835. Twain died April 21, 1910.
Twain is most celebrated for his novels "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" (1884) and "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" (1876).
Twain was a talented writer and is often quoted in speeches and in print. We have collected some of his most famous quotations for your reading pleasure.
And Now The Mark Twain Famous Quotes ...
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards
There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.
In our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. (Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.)
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have him around. When I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but I repeat myself.
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be--a christian.
A man is accepted into church for what he believes--and turned out for what he knows.
We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.
There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares
Mark Twain Literature: Huckleberry Finn Book Australia
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